Friday, December 21, 2007

I Am A Dork

I'm a dork. I admit it. If you don't believe me, here's my dorkiness so far today:

*I got tangled in the dog's leashes today and they almost brought me down. If they'd worked together they might have succeeded.

*I tripped over a waitress today at our holiday luncheon. She was leaning over the table with her leg stuck out behind her. I was looking for my table and not paying attention and walked right into her leg. I almost brought us both down.

*I had the phone tucked between my ear and shoulder while folding laundry. I dropped the phone and it slid across the floor and behind the refrigerator just that much out of reach. So I'm yelling "hold on!" while attempting to retrieve it.

*I sprayed myself in the eye while aiming for my hair. Now my eyebrow will have volume and shine.

Well, that takes us to the present time. Maddy and I are going to have Mexican for dinner and I've got on a white sweater.

Have a great Christmas holiday!


Jaelithe said...

I broke a 30-year-old mixing bowl on Saturday morning by tripping over the cord to my handheld mixer, which I had left sitting in the bowl. Then I cut myself on one of the glass shards while I was cleaning it up.

I think there is some sort of clumsiness virus going around.

Andrea said...

I hope you and your sweater survived the Mexican food! Merry Christmas (a day late)!

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